The Lord of the Rings

context: i last watched the movie trilogy back when i was 9/10ish, and haven’t read the books. everything else is cultural osmosis.

theatrical edition


the fellowship of the ring

watched: feb 28, 2026

  • didn’t realize it’s THREE HOURS LONG. and it’s not even the extended edition.
  • drink every time they say an iconic line
  • new zealand is so pretty
  • hopefuly by the end of the trilogy i will be able to distinguish merry and pippin
  • boromir…😔

the two towers

watched: march 28, 2026

  • impossible to watch these movies without leo pointing at the screen every time they say A Line
  • i probably saw this movie the most back in the day because it was always on tv. i didn’t understand the plot though and was always like ‘why are we switching back to the boring parts’ (i.e. the hobbit storylines)
  • now frodo + sam is so much more meaningful, and merry + pippin galvanizing the ents…
  • battle of helm’s deep is as spectacular as i remember

the return of the king

watched: april 3, 2026

  • wow i didn’t realize saruman is inexplicably not in this movie (theatrical edition)
  • legolas doing elf shit with the elephant
  • eowyn…iconic. her and merry were really sweet
  • frodo and sam greatest of all time